Babe, it’s fine. Don’t be ashamed or something. I’m sorry I pushed it so much. I didn’t know.
Don’t worry about it, it’s…I dunno. Just figured you knew.
No, don’t be sorry. It’s fine, it’s your life. I just assumed it was more… shit now I get why you act like a virgin most of the time. …I mean, it’s cute, don’t get me wrong. I just- sorry I’ll shut up now…
…right, uh. I don’t know. Just…you know. Yeah…
I- uh okay… that’s okay, you’ve only slept with one person… Got it.
…yeeah. Uh…sorry, I guess. I don’t know.
But like… how? I mean, know you two were committed… I just assumed… Shit.
It-…we were just…pretty serious, I guess.
Wait… You’ve only slept with one person?!
What do you mean? You’ve had sex, you should understand flirting and seducing.
With one person. That I was dating for…a really long time.
I’d rather sit on you naked. But I think you’re missing the point. It’s like talking to a virgin.
I may as well be a virgin, all things considered.
Would you like to test this theory?
You’re welcome to sit around naked whenever you’d like, I won’t stop you.